he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Randomize
