he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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