weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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