Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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