What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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