The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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