She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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