I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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