i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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