so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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