went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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