His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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