i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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