After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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