my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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