We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
