he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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