Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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