plz talk dirty to me
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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