Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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