It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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