Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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