I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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