White coat. Heels.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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