Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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