have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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