Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Is her dick bigger than yours?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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