FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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