what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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