if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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