if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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