Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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