I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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