I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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