last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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