I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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