So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just pee around me
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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