Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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