RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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