your room smells of hookers.
And success
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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