I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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