My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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