I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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