okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
50% drunk capacity currently
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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