K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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