This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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