She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
I'm really busy with my period
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