Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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