You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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