Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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