yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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