where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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