So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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