the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
