oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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