If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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